Oyster here. I've been feeling cooped up lately, so foster mom took me out for a short little trip. She did a happy dance because I stepped into the van all by myself for the first time. She was so proud of me and said her back thanked me too...whatever that means. She picks up her tiny humans all the time, I don't see why I'm any different. After all, I'm just a 2 year old. I also showed off my awesome waiting skills when she opened the van door to let me out. I love it when foster mom is proud of me.
Anywho...we went to this HUUUUGE place that was orange and white with all sorts of crazy stuff, loud machines and big carts. Not having seen much of the world, I was a little nervous at first. I knew foster mom had my back, so I stuck close and let her take the lead. I got a lot of people to stop and pet me by staring up at them with my Sad Moon Eyes (trademark Artex Oyster - 2018). They all said I was just the sweetest boy. All I wanna know is why they had no treats for me.
We made a quick pitstop outside to smell the flowers, then came inside to grab a few things for foster mom to decorate the house. She says there's a holiday coming up called Halloween. All I wanna know is there food involved? She told me the next holiday in November might be more my scene.
Well, I just wanted to share a bit about my morning. I'm now ready to take a siesta on my cozy bed and dream of food, fun and my forever family.
Until next time!
-Oyster
Oooo let's get this one! I bet foster sister would like this one!
Is yellow my color?
What was that?! Batdog ears on high alert
Mmmm. These smell good. Can I eat them?
AAAAH What is wrong with you people? Bring on the day of turkey.