Wolf (Arkan's Wolverine): 2/10 - The Bestest Buddy

Today we must talk about why Foster Mom thinks I'm the most bestest boy ever, and why my forever family will think so, too! 

I will adore you. I will stare lovingly at you from the floor because I know I'm not allowed on the couch. I will still love you. I want so desperately on the couch. But I listen.

I will cherish your gifts, and keep them with me always. Especially if they are squeaky. I will squeak them often to ensure you know I am truly grateful.

I will join in on our family Zoom calls and provide all the entertainment.

I will brave the cold weather and designer Greyhound wear for photo ops in the snow. Bonus...I actually LOVE the snow!

I will love any and all adventures with you. Walks are the best! Take me everywhere!

I will learn our routine quickly and stick to it like glue! No late meal times please, but I will remind you.

I will do anything for cookies. Anything. I mean it.

I will give you so many kisses and snuggles, your heart may burst.

I will make you laugh 1,000 times a day with my silly antics.

Finally, I will share my burrito with you, because that means love.

All I ask in return is that you love me back. And scratch my belly at least 800 times a day.

And...please send Foster Mom lots and lots of pictures. She's gonna miss me so very, very, very much.

With so many kisses,

Your future snuggle monster, Wolfie ❤

Wolf (Arkan's Wolverine): 1/9 - Say It With Me...

Fish are friends, not food!

Okay, so maybe I tried to chomp a catfish through the glass once, but I was seriously just playing.

I love the aquarium, and readily provide your fish friends with social interaction. FoMa has to clean my nose prints off the glass daily, but she doesn't mind.

From FoMa: Wolfie is such a good boy. The aquarium is one of his favorite things, especially at night when it's lit up! He doesn't air chomp at it any more...just presses his nose against the glass and watches. So very cute.

Later!

♡ Wolfie

Wolf (Arkan's Wolverine): 1/6 - I Help

Do you ever feel like you don't get enough help? I can help. Because I, Wolfie, am the best helper. I am in the market for a family to help. I have the best references. See my resume below.

Foster Mom is working at home. I like to check on her to see if she needs help with anything. 

Like, staying warm...

Lunchtime...

Camera checks for meetings...

Snuggles...

And contortionist comedy breaks...

And keeping Foster Mom's Fan Club calm...

I do this for 9 hours straight. If that's not professional experience, I don't know what is.

All reasonable offers considered for my services. Please see my career management team at GEGR for details. Don't sleep on this! I mean, I will, but you shouldn't.

Bonus consideration if the offer comes with furry pillows.

Lots of kisses,

♡ Wolfie

Wolf (Arkan's Wolverine): 1/4 - Watch Me Watch Things

Hey all! Ever heard the phrase 'watching like a hawk? Foster Mom thinks we should change it to 'watching like a Wolf.'

Plenty of new and interesting things going on in retirement, and I don't plan to miss a thing. My favorite? The TV!!

Fortunately, FoMa has impeccable taste in Christmas movies. We got to watch this one more than once. I cried with her in solidarity. She's a softy.

This is me watching my foster sister sleep with the pile of toys I had just spent so much time amassing...

Speaking of toys...I LOVE them! I love to carefully collect every plush and squeaky in the house for my bed. FoMa calls it hoarding; I call it tidying.

I like to watch Foster Dad eat. He never shares, and I remain respectfully restrained, but it's so darn hard!

Apparently, I'm not allowed to do this, but FoMa thought it was a funny moment to capture. Glad I could entertain.

Me and foster sister Becca stand next to FoMa while she's working to watch for anything to move outside. 

We're sure to alert her. But only when she's speaking on a conference call. Widespread information-sharing is important in case the squirrel we see is dangerous. 

Finally, we have FoMa watching me watch her.

I don't mind. I know I'm cute. 

So a bit more about me: I'm obviously adorable, I love to give kisses and snuggles, I get along great with everyone, and I listen well to my foster family. I would love to be allowed on the couch one day, I have excellent house manners, and I love to play and go for walks. Basically, I'm your dream guy.

Tell GEGR you need me in your life. FoMa will second this.

Later

♡ Wolfie