Sandy: 12/29 - Preparing you for the New Year!

Hi there, to help everyone get through the new year, I put together a Sandy calendar.  Now, Sandy is actually a Greyhound male model, did you know that?  Professionally, he goes by the name Derek ZooSander.  I asked him why he became a male Greyhound model and he said "Well I guess it all started the first time I learned about second breakfasts. I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating your cereal, and I remember thinking 'wow, you're ridiculously good looking, maybe you could do that for a career.'"

Here he is, each month with one of his completely different, unique, signature looks:

January - Der Brindle	February - Hound Lights	March - Grey Skies
April - 50 Shades of Grey	May - Deer Chaser	June - Roo Paul
July - Mugatu	August - Matilda	September - Hansel (He's so hot right now!)
October - Le Tigre	November -Blue Steel	December - Magnum

So, there you go, an entire year of Sandy.  He's pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking and he plans on finding out what that is.
I'll keep you all posted on his progress as he learns to turn left.  You can keep up with Sandy by eugoogle-izing "Sandy isn't an ambi-turner."  Coming soon, pics of his modeling tour in Malaysia, where he reunites with his buddy the Prime Minister!

You know, if you want to help Sandy find out there is more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking or you just want this handsome feller with all this depth and range, he IS looking for a home, not for just one measly year, but forever!  I'm sure he can help your home look good and do other stuff good, too!

Sandy: 12/9 - That's Mr. Sandman to you!

Meet Sandy.

Now, with a name like Sandy, you'd probably expect... I dunno...  this...

or maybe

but since HE is neither, and decidedly NOT a girl greyhound, I like to call him Mr Sandman.  Now, to help you remember, I have written a completely original, not-inspired-by-any-other-song-trust-me jingle.  It's a catchy tune.  And completely unlike anything you might have heard before.  In 1958.  by The Chordettes.  At all.

Mr. Sandman,  he's such a dream (bung, bung, bung, bung)
He's the cutest foster that I've ever seen (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Give him a bed so he can roll over (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Then tell him that his fostered nights are over
Mr. Sandman, he needs a home (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Don't have nobody to call his own (bung, bung, bung, bung)
your eyes are like a magic beam
Mr. Sandman, you're such a dream

Mr. Sandman, he's such a dreamHe is the cutest foster that I've ever seen

Give him the word that you're lookin' him over
Then tell him that his fostered nights are over
Mr. Sandman, he needs a home
Don't have a family to call his own your eyes are like a magic beam

Mr. Sandman, you're such a dream

Mr. Sandman (yes) you're such a dream
He's got a pair of eyes with a "cute puppy" gleam

He's got a big heart just like a greyhound
and you can take him all over town
Mr Sandman, somewhere to live  (somewhere to live)
Would be so peachy for you to givehis eyes are like a magic beam

Mr Sandman, you're such, yes, yes, yes,
Mr Sandman, you're such a dream