Are you ready for it?!
FM says I have mastered the art of being a retired racer! Me...SammaBama...a MASTER!
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| I have conquered the SlumberBall. This thing was tricky! |
The toy basket? Identified and owned. I love having a selection. I have my favorites, of course, but FM says a true master doesn't need to discriminate. I make liberal use of everything in there.
Who are we kidding. I love my hedgie the most.
FM's favorite though? My cuddles! I learned that every time FM stops moving I get scratches and snuggles. This means, as any master knows, that I must be at her side all the time. I love to press my face against hers for kisses and nose scratches (the BEST!). When she extends her hand, I put my chin in it for rubs. And, I get to put my head in her lap when she sits on the floor! I have made a pillow! Masterful!
I have achieved great things in my life, but mastering retirement takes the cake. Now, all I need is to ice it with my perfectly perfect forever family. FM says it won't take long...I am very handsome, super sweet, and a perfect little boy (her words, not mine).
I know you're out there. I'll know you when I see you. Til next time!
Your Master of Retirement,
💋 Sam